Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Assignment Numero Uno

All right kiddies, your assignment of the day, (/week/month/every other week) is to...

*drumroll...*

Walk around wearing a Mountain Dew can duct-taped to your face! Who didn't see that coming?

How to do this:

1. The Mountain Dew can must be empty and cleaned.
2. Once it is empty and cleaned, grab your duct tape.
3. Position the can accordingly. It can be on the back of your head, or on your cheek. Anywhere that it doesn't obstruct vision. I don't want anyone getting hit by a car.
4. Walk around. The important part of this is that you have to act like you don't notice it. If someone looks at you, smile, wave, and continue your walk.

Also, make sure not to go to anything like, say, work wearing this unless you have a highly unlikely costume party.

The date this must be completed by: January 2nd. If you have pictures, by all means, post!

Happy craziness!

About This Here Blog

Well. I made a blog. It's one of my very many blogs. It won't be the last one.

So, here's what's goin' down...

Every day, (or week... or month... or other week...) I will post an assignment for you to do. (Don't worry... This isn't Project Mayhem. You don't have to spray smiley faces on buildings with gasoline or whatever they used.) You'll just have to do something... CrAzy! <--(See, capital letters are crazy!)

So anyway, you'll have to do something. It could be walk around wearing a snorkeling mask and a floaty around your suit. Or, you could duct tape a Mountain Dew can to your face. I'll get to that when I get to it.

All the things on this website are totally voluntary. I relieve myself of responsibility if you get in trouble for walking in to work with a Mountain Dew can on your face.

So, enjoy!